D —> Will you a%ept my feelings
omnipresentfool asked you:Just *gasp* One more tonight *wheeze* I think. Search: “Equius: Moirails” (Why can’t I just link in these things!?!) and thank you for the compliments, you’re awesome! XD
omnipresentfool asked you:Oh god, it happened again, check Equius: Bowkind Omnibus Part One. (Also I still can’t link in asks this is bullshit) Thank you so much for letting me use some of your comics. I am having far too much fun with this.
((GOSH you guys, sorry for going ooc so much but I just abso100tely have to share these!!!!! gosh gosh gosh gosh these are so good and cute and OH mMMmMMMmMAN gosh I adore your equius voice so much, it’s just the perfect combination of low and serious, but still emphatic! your voice acting is so good and clear! man oooooohhh man thank you so much for reading these!!! everyone please take the time to watch and comment on these videos! they make me so happy ahh!!!!))
omnipresentfool asked: Pssssst, Mr. Bowkind, it's me again, search Equius: Be the Patron on YouTube :3
((I JUST PRESSED MY HANDS TO MY FACE AND UNIRONICALLY EXCLAIMED “KAWAII” oh man oh man oh man oh man this is so so so good omg tomg omgomhgo hgohdh jdkghsjklghfkhk hgkjsdhg THANK YOU AH THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE THANK YOU… GOSH you have a really great voice, this is perfect oh man oh gosh oh man oh gosh i LOVE IT ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
D —> Hup
((edit: ah dang i made a typo, *it matters not TO me;;;;))
((Happy New Year EVERYONEE!! :o) I wanna let you all know that I’m thankful for all of the followers I have, and for anyone that likes my asks, or just happens to look at my page. Knowing that my stuff makes someone happy is a great feeling and I wanna keep doing this!! I wanna apologize for not being very active lately, I’ve been in a huge slump for longer than I hoped but I am happy that a lot of people still watch this account. I’ll try to be more active this new year and I hope you guys look forward to it too!! Thanks for sticking around all of you are great <3 ))
D —> Some people kiss a matesprit at the ending of the sweep
D —> Some people participate in rambunctious activities with comrades
D —> I had to put up with this f001’s racket and prevent Nepeta from tampering with e%plosives
D —> Nonetheless I suppose I wish my followers a Happy New Sweep, or whatever you humans call it
Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
D —> Karkat, I
((early secret santa for my aradia uvu sorry, i’m celebrating christmas tomorrow due to circumstances so i’ll be busy this week! and merry christmas to all my followers who celebrate, if you don’t then just have a nice december! be safe everyone, i love you!))
Ha Ha Ha what is this
this was for my doodle blog but i like it a little bit so whoops onto my main it goes
older equius with chin hair is just something i rly rly wanted to see
((posting this here too just because i haven’t had much time to post anything lately, my apologies! pretend this is addressing all the other “please lose your shirt” questions in my inbox and we’ll call it a day))
bowkind asked: message from the mod:
By no means do I intend to copy Miss Feferi’s beautiful post on the subject, but that post has made me realize that this ask account has put me in a position of moderate influence, and I can be using that for the good of others, so just a quick little PSA and we’ll go back to your regularly scheduled Equius shenanigans.
People ask my Equius for hugs a lot too, and while I’m sure that doesn’t mean all of you are sad or anything, I just want to let you know that there’s a person behind Equius willing to help you to the best of my abilities. In addition to the information that asktheheiress provided, I’m also up to offering my assistance to ANY of you whenever you so desire. I know it’s probably intimidating to call a depression-related hotline, and while I do strongly!!! encourage you do so if you feel that you need it, I’m a side option as well :)
Feel free to message me here or on my main, either anon or logged in (though please don’t send bowkind personal messages that are anon, since I don’t want to publish your messages here and I do want to respond…), or feel free to email me (cafechansan@gmail.com), or feel free to hit up either of my accounts for IM information for easier communication. :) Whether you’re seriously depressed, or just a little bummed and in need of some cheering up, or want some advice, I will do whatever I can to help you out.
Of course, I live a very busy life and can’t be available 24/7, but whenever I have spare time, I’ll do what I can, okay? Please don’t be shy to reach out to me. You guys already have done something nice for me by following this blog and liking my silly posts, so I want to give something back!
In the meantime, my Equius is more than happy to D —> Embrace you all jocularly, as if we are “bros”
:)
D —> Wait, since when do I hoove a woman
D —> I mean, she never…
D —> Let me make this sufficiently clear
D —> None of you lowb100ds are privy to my private life
D —> And, err
D —> Hello, Aradia
D —> My robots are as STRONG as ever
D —> And… thank you for forgiving me
((I’m so sorry))
D —> He just can’t appreciate a STRONG costume when he sees one
D —> In all seriousness, contrary to popu100r belief, I am actually capable of coming in physical contact with something without breaking it
D —> For e%ample, roboti% requires quite a bit of minute detail and therefore a gentle hand
D —> It’s only when I become nervous, angry, or otherwise emotionally agitated that I lose contr001 of my STRENGTH
D —> Unfortunately, contact with other beings is something that especially worries me
D —> So such physical contact is… limited mostly to pouncegreets